oh wow! terpaksa 'buang masa' setelah beberapa 'masa dibuang' utk kerja 2 pejabat.. koleksi mainan Flash di http://gprime.net/game/ tewaskan A.I pula.. KLIK..
Not wanting to get left behind Google's trail in the search engine stakes... Microsoft has been working hard behind the scenes on its new search engine! KLIK.. tambahan : msnsearch's WebLog Ramblings of an XP Junkie...
ini 1 aplikasi yg amat berguna utk pengguna Windows XP Home Edition / Windows XP Professional / Windows 2000 Pro .. ia dpt mengesan kewujudan dan sebarang masalah berkaitan CODECS Audio Video di komputer platfrom Windows.. dapatkannya skrg.. alamak.. nampaknya ada masalah yg perlu diperbetulkan pada komputer ini..
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes. An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano. Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3-in. floppy You hoped nobody found out. Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while. Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode. Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu. I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody&#
fail sebelum ini dlm format .jpg.. banyaknya koleksi.. hendak diubahsuai ke format .gif 1 per 1 pasti ambil masa yg pjg.. maka "Advanced Batch Converter™ v.3.9 for Windows® 95/98/NT/2000/ME/XP" jadi pembantu.. memudahkan tugas harian.. KLIK.. info : 1 bit (B/W) 2 bit (4 colors) 3 bit (8 colors) 4 bit (16 colors) 5 bit (32 colors) 6 bit (64 colors) 7 bit (128 colors) 8 bit (256 colors)
kes 2 begini kerap berlaku.. beringat 2 lah.. ingatlah org yg tersayang..semoga anda selamat pulang.. err pulangkan duit *cam iklan radio lg daaa.. dulu 2 di www.plsb.com.my.. cerita yg ini pun lebih kurang sama..2 x 5 Peralat nama Allah agama..
katakan..nana..eh! katakan bhgian imejan ini dari foto di laman projek "The 2.5 gigapixel photo" dpt dicari dlm masa kurang 5.2 minit.. mmg sah mata CSI ..
In 1971 (the year you were born) Richard Nixon is president of the US Charles Manson and 3 of his followers are convicted of multiple counts of first-degree murder An earthquake in California's San Fernando Valley kills 64 people New York Times begins publication of classified Pentagon papers on US involvement in Vietnam The $70 million Kennedy Center opens in Washington, DC A four day revolt at New York's Attica state prison ends after being stormed by 1000 state troopers A new stock-market index called the Nasdaq debuts Walt Disney World opens Intel releases world's first microprocessor, the 4004 Ray Tomlinson sends the first e-mail Libertarian party established in USA Kid Rock, Denise Richards, Sean Astin, Winona Ryder, and Ricky Martin are born Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series Baltimore Colts win Superbowl V Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath is published The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour premieres on television "Bridge Over T
setelah mengemas laman sendiri.. baru ada masa utk kemaskini pautan.. ada yg bertukar alamat.. ada yg selia domain sendiri..ada yg tambah blog..ada yg senyap.. hmm.. caya..caye..cayi..cayo..cayu.. >> JONGKANG-JONGKET oleh MATJAN >> SERANTAU oleh HARON ABDULMAJID >> ENCHANTED REALM oleh DONA AHMAD >> NIKRAMZI.COM oleh NIXK >> ANJAKAN REALITI oleh KAK NGAH yg pergi..biarkan ia pergi..semoga anda selamat pulang.. *ehh..cam iklan daaa* maknanya terpaksalah dibuang jalinan kemesraan yg selama ini terpaut di tepian laman..
A man walked up to a little old lady rocking in a chair on her porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," he said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," she said. "I also do a gramme of charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk food, and never exercise, and do pills on the weekend." "That's amazing," said the man, "how old are you?" "Twenty-four."
oleh sbb tajuk shj berbeza.. cerita yg sama.. maka tajuk entri kali ini gabungan kesemuanya.. Penduduk nampak Budin selepas laung Allahhuakbar 3 beradik ikut ‘nenek’ redah paya Edisi Nasional: 3 beradik dibawa nenek kebayan Kami Ikut Orang Besar Ke Hutan - Kata Abang Tiga Beradik BERSAMA SEMULA…Tiga beradik, Shaharuddin, Budin dan Mariam kembali ke pangkuan ibu dan bapa mereka Sallehuddin Abdul Halim dan Hasmah Sih di Hospital Tengku Ampuan Afzan, hari Khamis.
Ten Commandments for Your Computer Sanity 1. Do not open e-mails coming from unknown or distrusted sources. 2. Do not open any e-mail message unless you know what is it about, even if it comes from a friend or partner. Most viruses spread via e-mail messages so please ask for a confirmation from the sender if you are in anny doubt. 3. Do not open the attachments of messages with a suspicious or unexpected subject. If you want to open them, first save them to your hard disk and scan them with an updated antivirus program. 4. Delete any chain e-mails or unwanted messages. Do not forward them or reply to their senders. This kind of messages is considered spam, because it is undesired and unsolicited and it overloads the Internet traffic. 5. Do not copy any file if you don't know or don't trust its source. 6. Be very careful when downloading files from the Internet. Check their source every time and make sure that an antivirus program already verified the files on the download site
..:: The Daily Life of Kawther Salam ::.. After I was forced by the Israeli occupation forces to leave my home in Palestine, I fled to Vienna, Austria, where I currently live as a refugee. I started my online diary in October 2001 while still living in Palestine, where I worked as a journalist. You will find the first part of my diary at the website of Gush Shalom, here. The nice people at Gush Shalom translated all my material from the time in Palestine to Hebrew. The translation of all my material from the time in Palestine to Dutch is here. Thank you so much ! I will continue publishing my diary as well as related material pertaining to the Occupation of Palestine by Israel, at this site. You may write me here.
hehehe.. World Toilet Summit 2004 on 17th to 19th November 2004! The Beijing International Hotel Beijing, China Attend this WORLD Toilet Summit held for the FIRST TIME here in CHINA - Meet the KEY DECISION MAKERS, KEY OFFICIALS and the MOVERS & SHAKERS of the Industry! Make a Date! REGISTER TODAY For Early Bird Discounts For details, please click here .
Research shows that 9 out of 10 customers choose on appearance. Do you look good enough for customers to choose you? It is increasingly important to look professional in your advertisements, web presence, and printed materials. The full potential of your business cannot be reached unless you look professional. Well crafted creative work can increase your sales and add confidence to your existing customer base. hmmm..
hmm..cuba yg ini pula..advanced sikit.. Selamat Pulang .. opss..hampir terlupa..perlu ada pembesar suara.. animasi dibina dgn bantuan kepakaran flash oleh Sitepal.com & audio oleh Ampradio.net
harap maklum.. ada gangguan teknikal.. audio tdk boleh didengari buat masa ini. harap bersabar sehingga masalah ini dpt diperbetulkan oleh jabatan sistem audio. dengar-dengar ini.. Artis Tajuk Masa 1:12' powered by Oraet.com
hehehe.. ini cuma khayalan a.k.a imajinasi pelukis sahaja berdasarkan berita semasa.. cerita penuh.. hello! sikap tak sopan di sebalik khayalan.. *hehe..tiada kaitan langsung*
hehehe...mmg sah ramai yg sudah mendpt emel berkaitan.. kekerapan terjumpa dgn 'recycle joke' ini ketara bila musim yg sama kita tempuhi.. "Ayam berapa ekor? ...5 mak..." "Ketupat berapa dah siap? ...20 mak..." "Kelapa dah parut? ....Dah mak..." "Daging...?" (tak berjawab)..... "Hati...?" (tak berjawab)..... "Limpa...?" (tak berjawab).... "Hmm... apa la nak jadi dengan korang ni..." (Naik sampan)... "Lembu ada lagi Pak Mat?".... "Nih, lembu tengah dok baca email jer, pemaleh nak kerojer!!!!" masih berdasarkan iklan yg sama.. keluar selepas kejayaan iklan tersebut.. maknanya; terdpt pelbagai versi lawak kitarsemula dlm pasaran.. ...Suatu hari di sebuah kampung, 2 hari sebelum ketibaan Hari Raya Aidilfitri..... "Ayam berapa ekor? ...5 mak..." "Ketupat berapa dah siap? ...20 mak..." "Kelapa dah parut? ....Dah mak..." "beruk...?" (tak berjawab)..... &quo
* hmm..sebuah cerpen yg menarik..* Di Lebuh raya Persekutuan, kesesakan lalu lintas terus mengasak fikiran Camelia. Walau suasana persekitaran telah banyak berubah, terasa lebuh raya itu masih seperti 20 tahun dahulu. Seperti pertama kali dia menjejak lebuh raya dan mengenal ibu kota. Sesak dan menyesakkan. Pemandu limousin Proton Perdana yang disewanya nampak tenang. Tentu perkara biasa bagi dia yang katanya dibesarkan di Kuala Lumpur. Ya, KL ibu kota yang melambangkan wajah kemodenan negara. baca sepenuhnya di sini
Ucap selamat sempena 1 tahun pentadbiran Malaysia di bawah kepimpinan Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.. err tp baru setahun...ada banyak masa lagi.. rata 2 media massa memaparkan berita ini.. karikatur yg ini berkaitan ulasan PM tentang pembebasan DSAI .. *saja suka 2 *